Tuesday
Jan112011
Ketchup
This is the shit that passes for ketchup in the Greater Peoria Airport. It doesn't improve my mood. It looks like the retarded and/or brain dead cousin of Hunt's ketchup. Thanks for this, Greater Peoria Airport. Oh, and thanks too for being over an hour late with my flight and not posting or announcing anything about it. I've already missed my flight to New York from Chicago and it's probably going to be a nightmare of a day. Crown ketchup? FUCK YOU!
37 Comments
Reader Comments (37)
I love Frank's Red Hot sauce ...
@GENE: Frank's is good stuff, but Crown ketchup? Fuck that shit! I've been told my plane will be at least another hour. Fuck!
FUCK Crown ketchup...pass it along! Good luck with the trip home!
Okay, you must REALLY be having a bad day to get that mad over a bottle of Ketchup! I hope you get the fuck out of that airport ASAP. And back home SAFELY.
It says tomato ketchup on the bottle......WTF other kinds of ketchup are there.....YUCK!
I don't really like ketchup ... unless I put pepper and hot sauce on it ... and mix it all up :) Yummy !
@ Marty: It's strange ... when I post a comment and get the follow-up comments ... I never get your comments. I only get everyone else's ... ?
@Gene: He probably hasn't commented yet.
This airport crap is making m anxious.
@365: Tell that old woman to sit down and shut up....SECURITY!!
@Everyone: American Airlines sucks ass juice! They put us on a plane after being two hours late, we sat on the runway for over an hour, then they announced that we had to go back to the gate because we're running low on fuel after sitting on the runway for over an hour. FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!
@Clacky:
He comments after my comments ... but I never get an email. I just got one on your comment, but not Marty's about getting kicked off of the plane :)
God Bless Marty! He deserves a few beers today! Who know when he'll ever get back to NYC :(
@Marty:
Ass Juice !!!! Double Dowm Saloon !!!
PARTY!
Marty should do the whole crawl again in reverse order.......
terry...hell of an idea...'specially if 365 is still at the airport...grab a ride back to mike's...yeah 365 in reverse...have some kind of memorial at all the places that have gone down during the "forward" crawl...KOC
rr
@ Meleah: Marty is a real ketchup stickler - don't even get him STARTED on catsup!
On a side note, I like Frank's RedHot too, but that bottle looks a little worse for wear with the sauce all congealed on the sides and shit. The salt and pepper shakers, on the other hand, look great!
And I love the "horrible ketchup" link. HA HA HA!
Oh, yeah, forgot to add that I hope you got home, Marty. Airports are such a pain in the ass.
@Everyone: All the flights were cancelled to New York, but my dad called ahead and got me on the last one. I just made it as they were getting ready to shut the doors. I just got served two beers! Cheers and here's to returning to New York Fucking City!
without saying pain iin the ass..pita...acronyms rule in some kind of rule...boy that sounds brilliant...just like rewriting twain clemons sorta like rewriting 365's rants...KOC
rr
Crown Ketchup? Looks like the shit I have to buy at Aldi's discount so I may continue to afford to eat. Marty, I just got through watching the weather report, looks like you're flying into one of the many 'Storms of the Century' we all seem to be having this year. Was Art Bell and his merry band of doom criers right? Is this really 'The Day After Tomorrow'? Are you going to have to 'Escape from New York' in the near future!?! I just crack myself up sometimes...yeah, I know I'm an asshole...
jaws...welcome to the camp ,,i think you know why we are here,,,my name is...KOC
rr
Are we there yet?
al... come 'n co-pilot you are should tell us...KOC
rr
@raginrr: yeah your right but Marty's dad got him on. Now the big Chicago transfer into LGA, Chicago ORD is one of the worst layovers in the country.
@Everyone: I'm back in New York Fucking City! I got the last flight out of O'Hare after that they said that no planes would probably be flying tomorrow because of the massive snowstorm starting tonight. Okay, my first barless night in a year! Cheers to you all!