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Saturday, August 14th, 2010—Bar 216

Day 216—Friday, August 13th, 2010
Harry's Bar (New York Helmsley Hotel)

If you follow this blog, you know that I am not a fan of Friday nights. I’ve said it before and goddammit, I’ll say it again, Friday and Saturday nights are the New Year’s Eve nights of the week. People think they have to go out and get plastered because it’s the weekend. And these types of people can’t hold their booze and I hate them. Plus, on Fridays I have to go out after work (I’ve solved the Saturday dilemma by going out earlier in the afternoon/early evening and getting a cheeseburger), so it’s late and most people out are sloshed or well on their way. I’m also always beat and burnt out by Friday and really don’t feel like talking to people. So tonight I’m somewhat taking a night off. I’m still going to a bar and you’ll get pictures, but I’m not going to tell the bartender or anyone what I’m doing. I searched for a bar that would be somewhat quiet and boring and I think I found it. I found an online review of Harry’s Bar in the Helmsley Hotel and the first line reads: “Harry's Bar is really less of a bar and more of a corner of a lobby that happens to serve booze.” Ha ha ha! Sounds perfect!

And for the picture captions, well, Frank Zappa is going to supply them. I’ll be using chunks of the lyrics to “America Drinks and Goes Home” song from the great Mothers of Invention album, Absolutely Free. And here we go, whizzing and pasting and pooting through the night!

Well it's about time to close. I hope you've had as much fun as we have!

Don't forget the jam session Sunday!

Mandy Tension will be by, playing his xylophone troupe!

Monday night is the Dance Contest Night.

We give away ah...peanut butter and jelly!

There'll be sandwiches for all of you.

I hope we've played your requests, the songs you like to hear.

Last call for alcohol!

Drink it up folks.

Wonderful!

Nice to see you Bob, how's it going?

How's your kids?

Wonderful!

Nice to see you, yes.

Wonderful!

'Nite all!

Review
Harry’s bar is a great bar if you’re on the 216th night of a 365 bar crawl. It’s quiet and there’s not a lot of people there because the cheapest drink on the menu is 8 bucks for a bottle of Budweiser. The bartenders and staff are friendly. The patrons are about 100% tourists who are looking for a quick drink or a book of matches. Enjoy the free snacks at the bar, because the bar food is pricier than the booze.

Oh and the bad news is that I lost the Mega-Millions.
The good news is that so did everyone else and it’s up to 88 million bucks! I’m buying more tickets Tuesday. Cheers and beers!

Harry's Bar (New York Helmsley Hotel)
212 E 42nd St.
212-405-4300


Saturday
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Late Posting Alert

Today's post is going to be put up a little later than usual. I didn't get much sleep this week and slept in today. I just got up and have to put the whole thing together, but first I'm going out to get some diet Mountain Dew and little donuts. It'll be up between two and three this afternoon. And it's a bit of a quickity blickity stop last night, I was really burned out and just made a quick stop somewhere. Tonight and tomorrow will be better as I'm all rested up now. Cheeers and beers and puppeteers! Sneeze ya soon.

Friday
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Friday, August 12th, 2010—Bar 215

Day 215—Thursday, August 12th, 2010
P & G Bar

When I first moved to New York in July of 1993, I lived on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I lived on Broadway near 75th street. One block over and two blocks down was the corner of Amsterdam and 73rd. And housed on that corner was the infamous P & G Bar. The joint was a legendary watering hole on the Upper West Side with a glorious, blazing neon sign. The bar and the sign were so iconic they were used in lots of movies and TV shows. Two of them that spring to mind are Seinfeld and the film Donnie Brasco, but I’m sure there’s many more.

I lived there for four years and it was my go-to joint for a quick beer or six. The bartenders were gruff but friendly and the regulars perched around the perimeter of the bar were the same. A beer and a shot crowd. If you wanted something to eat, there were bags of chips behind the bar. There were wooden booths on the opposite side of the bar, but that’s mainly where the college kids drank their pitchers of beer and cranked out tunes on the jukebox. The bar was the place to sit at the P&G.
I moved downtown to 16th street in the summer of 1998 and didn’t venture uptown nearly as often. About a year went by without me stepping foot in the joint. I remember one day I had the urge to go visit my old watering hole, so I took the subway uptown to my old neighborhood on the Upper West Side. I walked in and the bartender (I can’t remember his name), said, “Where you been? I haven’t seen you in a couple weeks.” I told him I had moved and it had been over a year. He just shook his head and served me a beer. The crowd around the bar hadn’t changed much. It never did.

But then the shoe fell. In 2008 the P & G’s landlord had the need for greed, lowered the boom and kicked them out. I heard it was closing and went and had a final beer before Christmas that year and it was definitely a blue Christmas in the old P & G. I had heard rumors that they would reopen, but I never heard that they did and considered it one more casualty in a city that’s ushering in and welcoming way too many chain stores and restaurants. But last week someone told me they had reopened and I did some seraching and it’s true! The sign didn’t make it, I guess it was too old to make the trip, but what the fuck, let’s go check out the new P & G. Just click your heels three times and say, “There’s no place like the P & G Bar!”

Here's where the old P & G once stood. How sad, no more neon on this corner.

But travel one block over...

And you hit Columbus Avenue.

And it's five easy blocks to...

The new P & G Bar! The sign isn't neon, but it'll due for now.

The new space has live music with no cover. There's three bands tonight.

So let's go down and check it out.

The big wooden doors open to...

The new P & G! It looks great in here. Nice brick walls and a spacious wooden bar.

There's a familiar face behind the bar.

It's fourth generation owner, Steve Chahalis. A good guy and a friendly bartender. He told me he recogonized me from the old days on 73rd and Amsterdam.

Here we are, partying like it's 1993!

Part of the front of the bar with some lit up bottles.

A booth in the front of the bar.

And more booths run along the brick wall opposite the bar. The booths were taken from the original location to bring along a little charm from the original joint.

Jennie, Shannon and Jen were whooping it up at the bar. Thanks for flashing the 365 card, Jen!

Mark was at the end of the bar, cutting up a can of bourbon cake. He offered me a slice...

But I decided to check the can for any bourbon spillage.

Mike's a familiar face because he was a regular at the old P & G.

Here's Steve, taking care of business at the bar.

A framed photo of the original P & G hangs in the center of the bar.

And the original bar is not gone. The original wooden resting well lines the room in the back.

Here's a long shot of the rail. I spent many nights with my elbows resting on this piece of wood.

There's a pool table in the back room as well.

The middle of the room is where the bands play and there's never a cover charge for the music.

Fausto and the Fabulous Faustones were one of the bands playing and they were great.

Some West Point Cadets donated this hat to the new P & G.

Steve with waitress Sabrina.

And there's still potato chips behind the bar! Nice to see some things never change. Goodnight, everybody!

Review
The P & G is now a bar located across the street from the Museum of Natural History. It’s now a basement bar and they managed to carry the spirit and feeling of the old P & G to the new bar. They also carried the wooden booths here and part of the original bar railing runs along the wall in the  back room where a pool table is housed. There’s a room in the middle with live music and no cover charge for it. Last year Steven Tyler from Aerosmith jumped up on stage and sang “Long Tall Sally” with Renee and the Derelicts and drummer Anton Fig from the David Letterman Show has been known to show up and jam.

The drinks remain the same as in the old joint. A full bar, but nothing fancy. A good selection of bottled and draft beers, all moderately priced. There’s also wine and the drinks are poured stiffly. There’s a daily happy hour from noon to 6pm featuring two for one well drinks and a dollar off everything else.

The P & G bar continues to thrive in all its glory. Fourth generation owner Steve Chahalis owns and runs the bar (his dad retired four months ago)  and is the nightly bartender. So fuck the greedy landlord that threw them out of the old space and stop by and help keep the P & G an institution on the Upper West Side. They’ve paid their dues and belong in the neighborhood. I, for one, am thrilled they didn’t say die, when their asshole landlord gave them the boot. Long live the P & G!

P & G Bar
380 Columbus Ave. (Near 78th St.)
212-874-8568

P.S. Since it's Friday the 13th, I'm buying some Mega-Millions tickets. If I win I'll fly all the 365 "regulars" (you know who you are), out here to New York, put you up at a hotel and we will go nuts! I'm going out to get tickets now, wish me luck!